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Caption Contest: Misfit Kicks

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I passed this scene earlier today while walking to Cohabitat. It needs a caption. Bad. Please leave yours. The best caption wins a brand new Marshmallow Shooter. PS: Multiple submittals are totally acceptable. Update (1/28/09): The winner is Mr. Jason Harrison, with:
"While the fleshy husk of Julia’s human body proved too enticing for the aliens to pass up, they had the sense to leave her gaudy, gold pumps."
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Jan 23, 2009
Andi said...
Gettin' the heel out of here!
Jan 23, 2009
Christopher said...
American Cinderella.
Jan 23, 2009
Aaron G said...
I live in Uptown and throw away my shoes when I get new ones.
Jan 23, 2009
Matt said...
In case of rapture, these shoes will be unmanned.
Jan 23, 2009
Drew Dixon said...
I hate shoes because I am a cavewoman.
Jan 23, 2009
Matt said...
Here's the news caption:

Woman dangles from tree for hours while passersby take pictures of shoes below.

Jan 23, 2009
Cheryl said...
new for Spring 2009, the latest in vogue landscaping: yardsaling. Why go for boring old potted plants when you can scatter high fashion heels?

its the bedhead look but for your yard.

Jan 23, 2009
Credit Union Warrior said...
Even ghosts do the gotta-pee-pee dance.
Jan 23, 2009
Christopher said...
The invisible woman trips on stairs.
Jan 23, 2009
Daniel Miller said...
"I wonder where the rest of her clothes are?"
Jan 23, 2009
Sara said...
I met this great guy last night, we had fun, yadda, yadda, yadda, I couldn't find my shoes this morning.
Jan 23, 2009
lisa said...
After eight martinis, mid-drunken text and halfway to her door, Ashley slurred, "fucking shewwws! screw dis noiise," and proceeded to stumble to her door. Once inside, she noticed a homeless man scavenging for coke cans out back, whom she promptly invited in, threw on the couch and dry-humped for two hours like a teenager in the back seat of a Camaro. Or a dog. A really fucking annoying dog.
Jan 23, 2009
Chelsea said...
The Walk of Shame - A lot less shameful without shoes. Really?
Jan 23, 2009
Chelsea said...
Tired of being the mistress? Want his wife to catch him? Leave behind some of your clothing. Although, heels on the front steps might just be confusing.
Jan 23, 2009
Trey said...
invisible woman breaks ankle
Jan 23, 2009
Chelsea said...
If you really want a marshmallow gun, throw your heels on the doorstep of a house you know that Brent walk by.
Jan 24, 2009
Jason Harrison said...
While the fleshy husk of Julia's human body proved too enticing for the aliens to pass up, they had the sense to leave her gaudy, gold pumps.
Jan 24, 2009
Dave said...
"Darn it, where did I leave my shoes"
Jan 24, 2009
Jan said...
Gives a whole new meaning to "house shoes".
Jan 24, 2009
Denise Wymore said...
"Aw frack it!"

Starbuck on her first night out on planet earth.

Jan 24, 2009
Jan said...
Roger decided to test out his comment to his wife that her new high heels would look better as a lawn ornament than on her feet.
Jan 25, 2009
Jan said...
House....$300,000

Landscaping - $4,000

High Heel Shoes - $189.99

Person Who Took This Picture - Priceless

Your high heel shoes....don't leave home without 'em.

Jan 26, 2009
Credit Union Warrior said...
Footloose. Footloose. Kick off your Sunday shoes.
Jan 26, 2009
Brent said...
Judy, the world's only bathmaphobic shoe, was a constant frustration to her partner.

........

These are awesome, I love y'all. And don't worry, I'm not trying to compete at my own game. I just wanted to play too.

Also, Ive gotten some emails asking for the cutoff date. Let's say Wednesday.

Jan 26, 2009
Brent said...
"Well this yard sale sucks," thought Herb as he kept on driving.
Jan 26, 2009
Andy LaFlamme said...
Though Sarah had long gotten over her relationship, her shoes continued to wait outside his house daily until he finally placed a restraining order on them.
Jan 27, 2009
Sara said...
The stress of her first blind date in years too much to take, Mary kicked off her shoes and ran for the safety of her apartment and cat.
Jan 27, 2009
Sara said...
Police are still puzzled by the Jimmy Choo Bandit, who leaves his signature pair of shoes after completely wiping the victim's home of all valuables.
Jan 28, 2009
Brent Dixon said...
You all made me laugh every single day. Thank you very much for that.

And the winner is::

Jason Harrison.

Please enjoy your marshmallow gun. Don't shoot your eye out.

Jan 29, 2009
Jan said...
Jason was a "shoe-in" to win cuz of his funny caption!!

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